I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
