This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dignity is for republicans.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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