Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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