READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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