It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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