it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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