okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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