I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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