The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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