She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I need a beard to bite.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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