awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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