Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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