i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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