I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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