We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have post one night stand depression
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