Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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