you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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