it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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