Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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