pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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