We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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