I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Can I color on your dick again?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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