So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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