Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I see more hoeing in ur future
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