I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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