I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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