My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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