Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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