Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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