I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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