This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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