Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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