no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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