My hand turned me down
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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