You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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