Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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