i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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