; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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