new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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