Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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