if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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