i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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