I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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