After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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