Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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