Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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