rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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