I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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