another moral hangover. fuck.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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