Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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