On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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