Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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