He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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