Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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