i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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