I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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