omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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